The Midnight News 10.01.01 

Posted By Hyatte on 10.01.01

WWF, WCW, ECW, MECW, Austin, Rock, Booker, Hogan, Flair, Russo, Vince, Honky, Why You Suck, Things to Do at 411 When You're a Virgin, Ryder, and What's in My Pants 

All those items in the teaser was a lie. 

There isn't a shred of goddam news to report today. 

Except that Widro told me that my readership has almost doubled last week. 

Sort of sucks, doesn't it? Homos. 

Good weekend. Lots of smart readers told me that they understand my new philosophy and support it. 

IF there is news tomorrow that interests ME... I may do a news column. 

I am not your Daddy... contrary to what some of you seem to think. I used a rubber when I banged your fat Momma. 

This is Hyatte 

This is Hyatte